Hugs are the hardest combo pass

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My accidents are more vertical than your tries

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LET’S FIND A GAY!

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Anyway, off to type up the individual qualifier names for the regionals announcement

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Special congratulations to Molly Adams and Karina Monoz

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The best part was when they did the individuals wrong and had to add three more qualifiers the next day because the…

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The confetti saw Michigan State’s draw and ran?

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So yeah, Oklahoma set an NCAA record of 198.950

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I’m fine

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We were like, “You’re the favorite to win” and Cal was like

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Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious

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Stepping into the shower and then noticing a daddy long-legs

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But it’s too creepy so you just kind of lean around it

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And never stray into its territory

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Do we…not need extra underwear during UCLA’s bars anymore?

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Oh my god I JUST laid down what do you want

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From now on, if you need me, I’ll be in the curtain