The elimination meets arrived

Also this happened

And UCLA Twitter was like

And Missouri was like

And the rest of us were like

But at least they didn’t have to change winners later, like men’s

Meanwhile, LSU started out all

Then got all

And was eliminated by Iowa in the semifinal

Florida got the third-highest score in the all-time of ever

That 18th 10.000 feeling

The Washington regional was delayed an hour due to illegal carpet

But at least we finally got the judging sheets

And Tabitha Yim was like

McCool chalked up for her next performance

Having to crawl into a corral through a doggie door for athlete empowerment

Anyway, instant diarrhea

Bye see ya whatever

All the teams were yelling out the window

So the NCAA was like

But we were like

But hey

And then the woman said “Lexy Rainier” and “Jordan Chillus”

Meanwhile, #28 Iowa State looked at the draw like

Because they got put in the play-ins instead of #30 NC State

Because we’re still doing play-ins

And NC State went

San Jose State got its sudden death meeting with Stanford

Only 2 AAers were assigned to Oklahoma, so looks like there’s still room for me

Central Michigan’s 196.140 is the highest NQS ever to miss regionals

Penn State missed regionals for the first time ever

Arizona State drew the short straw of an unseeded Arkansas

Maryland got the Michigan/UCLA semifinal

But at least they didn’t bunch all the best teams in the same semifinal this year

Then again, Boise State is going to Oklahoma instead of Washington because of “geography”

So…

A proper lady finishes her full turn in side saddle

Sometimes it’s best just to stay down

Timed mat hurdling should be the regionals tiebreak

And you didn’t fall, you just finished early

Nice try, but no

The system has been hacked!

West Virginia meeting RTN in the alley...

Suni entered the traditional gold medalist post-acro series era

College salute 1/1 (C, or D in bonus combination)

And Lexy Ramler did two bars routines in the same rotation

Meanwhile, 42 teams are now out of contention

And 39 teams remain for 36 postseason spots

As UCLA heads into regionals selection like

There’s always room for conditioning

And if you can dance out of your acro on floor…

Anyway, I’m ready for trophy season

This week…

We became sportsball!

Georgia tweeted congratulations to Soraya Hawthorne on a 10 she didn’t get

But I mean…

And the beam cap just couldn’t take it anymore

So Kentucky was like

And the crowd was like

Shh! She’s coming! Hide!

Illinois had to pull out of regionals hosting because the school went

So Oklahoma was like, yes we’ll do our regional at our house

Meanwhile, college gymnastics took the code and was like

Yes 9.925 for me also as well

In this house, we don’t have balance checks

Just perfect arm sweepilies

Four of the top eleven scores in history happened on Friday

Four teams tied for the Pac-12 regular season championship

We’re up to 226 routines that have received at least one 10.000 this year

And if you didn’t get 9.9, you are a disappointment

I am unmoored

Really, we’re all only just hanging on through magic