Secondary butt bounce had a huge week

With head-first battering ram not far behind

Alright, bring in the TORPEEEDDDDDDOOOOO

Allow me, my dance element is actually kneeling down and whipping all y’all

Wait, did the intensity of the Sprouts quad remind you of a national championship?

What do you think about beating LSU?

And where was this tighter judging I was promised?

It’s called vomitography, and we’re all doing it. Crowning yourself is over.

As are two hands. One-handed Ray, or get out of my sight.

I’m sorry everyone is so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I stuck.

Anyway, Josc Roberson made the bars lineup

And the commentator said Selena Harris was a “nudist Gator”

You just won 1982 nationals, how do you feel?

“10??? I had to be coached by Elvira Saadi. I deserve a 50.”

-0.05, additional shimmies during tongue extension

Round-off to DONE

If you don’t have at least 10 cuts in your music, you’re not college

And we’ve just got to work on Janelle’s LA hands

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This is so good.
Aly just kept reading the same script over and over again!! 🙂
I love the deduction for shimmies and sticking the tongue out! Shimmies don’t bother me too much, but I’m so over the tongue out fad. Everyone in the arena and online is already watching you perform, how much more attention do people need? (Man I feel old)
Bless you for your service kind sir!
The whole Ella Zirbes thing was just weird. I am surprised they allowed her to continue, also surprised she didn’t get a ND for Myia coming onto the floor.
This is your best one in a long time!