Love practicing my PBars next to a precarious glass of sludge
See a doctor, Teri
MYYYYYYYYYYY SOUP, BITCH
When you get shaded by your own commercial
Bounty is NOT over the 2007 team final
In this house, we have pictures of Shannon Miller, Amanda Borden, and no others
And read all those newspaper articles about only these two specific athletes together
From the Kerri Strug Isn’t Famous Gazette
Remember Mary Lee?
Ah yes, the words “cream” and “wheat”
I can only imagine the fond gymnastics memories those words bring back
You actually have to eat it though
Yes looks delicious
Remember that time Simone made everyone eat Tide Pods?
And then killed that girl?
Hey, we all know what was up with those flowers
Every woman for herself
And, I mean, let’s encourage female confidence in all its forms
But no one wants to hear about your down-below troubles Shawn
Did anyone read this script?
And I have some serious questions for Sheryl Shade
A highly debatable claim, Ortega
8 thoughts on “Keeping Up with the Cool GIFs – Gymnast Commercials”
Now just imagine the take where the Hamm brothers say the taco pop line. It must exist somewhere.
That fantasy Borden-Miller lesbian pairing was amazingly hilarious!
While the Ortega commercial is well known for Shawn’s lines, the Hamm twins contributed plenty of awkwardness to it as well. Also, the rings guy in the last shot looks like he died but is still hanging on to the rings.
Bahahahahahahaha this is all kinds of wrong. See a doctor, Teri, and Shawn’s down below troubles, the Johnson family sure collected awkward commercials
The Ortega commercial will be remembered even after gymnastics as a sport has died. Shawn’s taco… the best. How could she consent to saying that????
She was a sheltered 16 year old and, even if she did get the innuendo at the time, she’d been trained her whole life to do what she was told?
Pretty sure Shawn went to public school. She wasn’t THAT sheltered lol
Shawn Johnson’s Ortega commercial remixed as a dance track: https://makesmytacopop.ytmnd.com/
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